Category Austism

I thought I was just burned out. Turns out I’m autistic and on fire. This is what autistic burnout really looks like. Executive dysfunction, zero joy, waterboarding laundry, and takeaway bags as interior design. There are no tips in here. Just truth, jokes, and the occasional puffin.

A darkly funny, honest story about late autism diagnosis, executive dysfunction, masking, and the chaos behind the professional facade.